Halloween Costume Ideas

So I'm sitting here in my office thinking about cool costume ideas (yes its a slow day). Not the kind that just look cool, but the kind that you go, "OHHHHH, I get it", then laugh your ass off. I asked my staff if they had any ideas. Here are some they came up with.

Costume one: Douche Bag
Where a black trash bag and have an old shower head above you.

Costume two: Deviled Egg
Where an egg costume with devil horns and tail

Costume three: Spread Sheet
Where a sheet and hold your hands out

So those were some of the ones they came up with. I also like these ideas.

Master Baiter
Where a fishing outfit, a graduation cap, and KY in the coat pocket.

White Trash
Just tape a bunch of white pieces of trash to you

Dirty Laundry (for females)
Where a really low cut outfit, short ass skirt, and a laundry hamper around your waist with some laundry in it.

If you got any cool ideas reply and let me know.

Leia Mais…

Into the world of Bloggin I dive

Hello to all those (if any) who read this. I was told by a friend that writing may be an out for me, a way to release. So here it is.

I have a lot to say, and have many opinions on many things. This is someplace I will voice those opinions. I love to hear from my friends, so if you have something to say, respond to the post, let me know what you think.

So on to my first topic for my first blog.

Persian Parties.

Holy crap. These guys know whats going on. Last weekend I went to a wedding in Los Angeles, CA for my wife's best friends wedding. Well neither of us have been to a Persian wedding so I didn't have a clue what to expect. Her friend is not any specific religion and her husband is Buddhist, so all i knew is it would be interesting.

There were 250 people who said they would be attending, but I walked into the room to find 90 chairs. I thought, "that's stupid." I asked the person next to me why there were not more chairs. She told me that Persians don't usually show up until the party starts. Well there were only 10 people standing by the end of the ceremony.

The ceremony was only 30 min long. After it was done the bride and groom left. we went out into another room with no tables or chairs. Within 30 min there were about 250 people. Amazing. I was so excited to get out and eat. I had been starving because I was told to leave room for a big meal. Well it is now 6:15 and I am told dinner will be served at 10:00pm. "WHAT THE FUCK." So there was nothing to do but drink from the open bar on an empty stomach (fortunately I have experience in stressful situations like this). I started drinking, and drinking and drinking. Next thing I know I am on the dance floor looking like a complete ass. Everyone there was dancing, but they are all Persian and do this awesome belly dancing and stuff. I was doing the worm, sprinkler, robot, John Travolta, ect. you get the idea.

Dinner was finally served. everyone downed there food, then it was back to the bar, and dance floor. At some point I stopped remembering what was happening. My wife tells me I turned to her and her friends and said, "I think I am drunk. I need to stop." But it came out like, "ithinkImdrunk, ..........Ineedtoshtop." I at least woke up in my room and not in a hall somewhere.

Moral of this blog,

If you want to party with a Persian. Eat first.

Leia Mais…