Halloween Costume Ideas

So I'm sitting here in my office thinking about cool costume ideas (yes its a slow day). Not the kind that just look cool, but the kind that you go, "OHHHHH, I get it", then laugh your ass off. I asked my staff if they had any ideas. Here are some they came up with.

Costume one: Douche Bag
Where a black trash bag and have an old shower head above you.

Costume two: Deviled Egg
Where an egg costume with devil horns and tail

Costume three: Spread Sheet
Where a sheet and hold your hands out

So those were some of the ones they came up with. I also like these ideas.

Master Baiter
Where a fishing outfit, a graduation cap, and KY in the coat pocket.

White Trash
Just tape a bunch of white pieces of trash to you

Dirty Laundry (for females)
Where a really low cut outfit, short ass skirt, and a laundry hamper around your waist with some laundry in it.

If you got any cool ideas reply and let me know.